Merry 27th Birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Probably has one drop of alcohol in it, which is why your face is red.
Adrian
You have made it to 27. Congratulations.
Press this button to prove how cool you are.
Cool.
NICE TRY DUMMY, HAH
BIRB
We shoulda bought these hats.
Today, you're going to do a bunch of selfcare things.
(Partially a gift from Theo and me, you're welcome)
Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom.
Lisa, mad at phones.